Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Six Pack Mom
I have spilled coffee with a missing show, & a side order of child crying because sibling won't stop singing.
Cray at Home Ma
Parenting multiple kids is mostly just trying to keep the awake ones quiet enough that the sleeping ones stay asleep.
Here Comes the Son
Day 1: Light breakfast
Kids: We want more!
D2: Big breakfast
K: We're not hungry
D3: Kids ask for breakfast, I pretend I don't speak English