Put Your Kids to Bed in 36 "Easy" Steps
Do you every think to yourself, "Why is it so hard to put these kids to bed?!"
Personally, I could fall asleep while standing up. I’m not even sure I’m awake right now? I’ve been in a permanent zombie-like state since I entered the parenting trenches 7 years, 6 months, 7 days, and 13 hours ago...but who’s counting?
After spending each day with little creatures who are powered with the energy of a thousand suns, I can't fathom how they don't pass out once their tiny heads hit their fluffy little pillows. But they don't. At least mine don't.
PUT YOUR KID TO BED IN 36 "EASY" STEPS:
1. Announce it's bedtime. (Pretend you're not excited)
2. Drag the limp bodies of your protesting kids to their bedrooms
3. Conduct a sniff test to determine if they need to bathe.
4. Chase naked, screaming people around and wrestle them into pajamas.
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To finish reading the story and view the full list, visit the Huffington Post: Parents website: http://ow.ly/Xe3J30cewPG.